I also build things. Full-stack developer, designer, and owner of the internet's most strategic domain name. Yes, the pun is intentional. No, I don't regret it.
So, this domain. Yeah. I know what you're thinking. And yes, that's exactly the point. I got gay, and apparently my sense of humor got gayer right along with it.
By day, I'm a telecoms apprentice with a specialty in Webex and 3CX. I also work with Gamma Horizon, Panasonic NS, NEC SL2100, and Elevate Unite. I keep people's comms systems from imploding. By night, I'm a professional twat on the internet. It's a balanced life.
I believe in taking my work seriously and absolutely nothing else. Built on principles of questionable decisions, excessive gay energy, and the occasional thing that actually works.
Professional Twat Status
Active 24/7
Unhinged Online Behavior
Peak Performance
Mainstream Digital
Communications Solutions for Business · Full-time
Jun 2025 – Present · 11 mos · Cirencester, On-site
Specialized in Webex and 3CX deployment, configuration, and support. Also working with Gamma Horizon, Panasonic NS, NEC SL2100, and Elevate Unite to deliver robust communications infrastructure.
HostHarbour Ltd
Part-time
Mar 2024 – Jun 2025 · 1 yr 3 mos · Cirencester, England, United Kingdom · Remote
Directed operations and strategic initiatives for hosting infrastructure and services.
Gloucestershire Constabulary
Jun 2022 – Present · 3 yrs 11 mos
Over nearly four years of service, I've consistently progressed through the rank structure, demonstrating leadership, discipline, and commitment to community safety. Received the Young Unsung Hero (YUH) Award in November 2025.
Got a project? Looking for someone who takes their work seriously but themselves way less seriously? Perfect. Let's talk.